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August 25, 2010

Who says you can't teach an "Old Dog" a new trick?



This is Audrey, our upstairs neighbor's 8 year old Great Dane...  Julian is in the Navy, he had to go on some submarine for a week or two.  His wife Jillian wanted to take advantage of her husband's absence and go visit her family in New Hampshire. She asked us to watch Audrey for the week...

Prior to this past week, Audrey was a non-smoking, tea drinking, no sex, run of the mill female Great Dane...  Michael and I have done our best to educate her while her parents were away...

We have introduced her to Miller Lite (you have to keep that girlish figure), Doral Ultralights (low tar and nicotine), and of course we pimped her out this week to help pay the rent...  Little did I know she would take it to this extreme, but at least it seems she is trying to recycle (a by-product of drinking beer from a bottle like her new gay step parents do) even though she knows smoking in the house is totally forbidden, it seems she got her "trick" out before we got home...

Please don't report us to PETA (just across the river from us in Norfolk). Over, "Out" and feeling a little guilty here in Portsmouth, VA  

5 comments:

Paul Brads said...

The PETA people are going to shit when they find out you've turned your dog into a beer guzzling, chain smoking, slut!

The nerve!

UP

Ron Tipton said...

Funny stuff. Especially "pimping her out to help pay for the rent." I like your style.

the cajun said...

You should be ashamed...taking a sweet (albeit furry) girl and turning her into a tool to be used for immoral purposes is just plain wrong. Oh, I forgot, you live in Virginia.

Never mind! ;~)

T said...

:))
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Mike said...

At least Audrey had the good manners to line up all her empties in a row, rather than leaving them scattered all over the house. Hmmmmmm... Wonder if you'll be asked to dog- sit again???

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